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Michael Arrington: Shill of the Week

08.09.07 | 17 Comments

At least in Amsterdam, they’re clear. You pay for what you want. TechCrunch pretends they don’t get paid for their crappy articles.

Using every opportunity to shill for Ooma, Michael Arrington wrote about Vonage’s improving results and threw in that he’s switching to Ooma. Let’s note why Michael Arrington and TechCrunch are on their way down:

1. TechCrunch doesn’t understand math. We already knew that “serious” Web 2.0 publications like TechCrunch don’t need to understand grammar but now it appears that understanding basic math is unnecessary as well. Let’s look at the quote from the recent Vonage article:

I am a long time Vonage customer but will soon be switching to Ooma available for purchase this morning) and getting rid of that $25/month Vonage fee. Vonage is a lot cheaper than a normal phone line, but free is hard to compete with.

How is Ooma free? It costs a $399 for the “basic hub” and another $40 per phone jack. Last time I checked, $439 != free. With the risk that Ooma may go out of business pretty soon and that you can get Vonage for $20/month, it seems that unless Ooma manages to last over 22 months, it’s losing proposition (that’s before counting the cost of capital which most geeks haven’t the slightest idea about).

2. TechCrunch can’t even get its facts right. A recent article claimed that Blockbuster is desperate to counter NetFlix. Last time I checked, NetFlix is hurting pretty badly and barely generating Free Cash Flow. The exaggeration cracks me up. TechCrunch calls things a success without even understanding statistical significance.

3. Duncan Riley has the IQ of a Persian rug. Let’s not beat a dead horse here, but I would think that having basic writing skills and communication abilities that are at least slightly better than an Orangutan would be a requirement for writing for a serious publication like TechCrunch. That isn’t the case.

4. Payola Hypocrisy. First, TechCrunch criticizes PayPerPost for ruining the credibility of blogs by letting bloggers accept payment for their articles. Then Michael Arrington proceeds to do the same for Ooma. Second, TechCrunch claims there is a “serious conflict of interest at the conference level” and proceeds to do the same by charging companies to present at TechCrunch20. Now Michael Arrington was a lawyer of some sort in his previous life, he should understand that these contradictions make you look like a fool.

So let’s list what TechCrunch doesn’t understand:

- No understanding of basic mathematics or statistical significance

- No understanding of grammar

- No understanding of how to perform research (hint: there’s this revolutionary new tool called “Google” which allows you to perform free research!)

- No understanding of finance, money, or economics

- No understanding of legal reasoning

TechCrunch, cheers to your demise.

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