A great way to make people think you’re important is to say, “Don’t send me email, I can’t answer it.” The truth is that these people are retarded. If you’re important, you can hire someone to help you sort through your mail. If you’re just a retard and a loser, you don’t get that much real email (e.g. not spam, not invitations to join Tagged or some other spammy social network, and not Facebook notifications) and you don’t have enough money to hire someone to read your email. 99.9999% of us realize that we’re normal human beings, and we go on with our lives answering our own email.

The other 0.0001% claim they can’t. The horror! They usually live in California and think quite a lot of themselves. They are probably obsessed with Facebook and Twitter and will soon claim that they can’t even respond to Facebook messages or Twitter twits or whatever dumb name Twitter users have for their farts.

The only person who gets a free pass is VC Fred Wilson.  Not because anyone here plans to raise money from his firm (heck, to raise money from his crazy firm you need to have no business plan, no desire to make money, and a desire to dress like Ev Williams and look like a tool shed), but because he at least is someone who can claim to get a lot of emails and maybe his blog is evidence to that fact.

And for this reason I have a hot tip, either hire someone that can do the work for you, stop making a tool out of yourselves or simply use a neat site over at http://www.cocomment.com