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• Tools, startup review, Creeps, Snake Oil Salesmen, TechCrunch, Sycophants, DOA

  RockYou and Slide = Ponzi Scheme 2.0

  12.11.07 | Permalink | Comment?

  I have a great idea for a Web 2.0 start-up. Let’s raise $40 million from top name VCs to do a start-up to allow 15-year-old girls make slideshows! Let’s recruit top engineering talent and have our founding team include really smart people like Max Levchin of Paypal fame.
  It’s comical that no […]

• Tools, Creeps, Snake Oil Salesmen, DOA, Uncategorized

  Fake Being Important by Claiming You Can’t Answer Email Anymore

  10.20.07 | Permalink | Comment?

  A great way to make people think you’re important is to say, “Don’t send me email, I can’t answer it.” The truth is that these people are retarded. If you’re important, you can hire someone to help you sort through your mail. If you’re just a retard and a loser, you don’t get that much […]

• Tools, Sycophants, TechCrunch

  Scoble Fellates Facebook and Mahalo, Duncan Riley Goes for Sloppy Seconds

  08.27.07 | Permalink | 4 Comments

  “I believe that they should, our education over here in the US should help the US, er, should should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries”
  Robert Scoble once again demonstrates that he is a a giant tool. Don’t get us wrong. We get link baiting just like everyone […]

• Creeps, Tools, Snake Oil Salesmen, TechCrunch, Y Combinator, DOA

  Paid is better than Free, Michael Arrington needs a Homo Sapien Brain

  08.13.07 | Permalink | 7 Comments

  Assuming Michael Arrington is able to find a mate, his descendants may in 3.5 million years have normal reasoning abilities.
  TechCrunch is an awful enough blog for covering worthless businesses, but now it’s criticizing a legitimate company, 37signals, for giving bad advice? It’s one thing to be an idiot, but it’s simply unacceptable for Michael […]

• Tools, Creeps, Snake Oil Salesmen, Sycophants, DOA

  Gnomedex is a Joke, Scoble is Still a Tool

  08.13.07 | Permalink | 3 Comments

  Gnomedex is another one of those stupid Web 2.0 events where the self-important bloggers come together to talk about how they can use social news sites and organic whole bean tofu curd improve the world. A Warner Music executive Ethan Kaplan summarizes it better than I could myself saying:
  What was supposed to, and what […]

• Tools, Hate Mail, Creeps, Snake Oil Salesmen, TechCrunch, Sycophants, Y Combinator

  Why Being Anonymous Makes TechDumpster More Honest

  08.11.07 | Permalink | 22 Comments

  It always amazes me how many people like to dismiss TechDumpster and Living in First Life’s comments and arguments simply because we refuse to disclose who we are.  Our anonymity is in fact the primary reason we write what we believe to be one of the most honest blogs in the Web 2.0 world.  Here […]

• Tools, Snake Oil Salesmen, Sycophants, TechCrunch, Y Combinator

  Michael Arrington and Paul Graham Can’t Debate

  08.11.07 | Permalink | 10 Comments

  It’s funny how people like Michael Arrington (TechCrunch) and Paul Graham (Y Combinator) love the idea of logic. They use the impression of it to keep their fanboys happy. The moment someone tries to use logic against them they dodge the issue and just ignore it or use fake logic. Here are some […]

• Tools, Snake Oil Salesmen, TechCrunch, DOA

  IntenseDebate: Not Very Intense, Founders are Tense

  08.08.07 | Permalink | 5 Comments

  Josh, the founder of a TechStars short-kids bus start-up IntenseDebate, already got owned in regular debate. I will give it to Josh for at least having the balls to step down when he knew he had no arguments and trying to carry on a reasonable debate unlike the regular Y Bombinator tools.
  Why does Intense […]

• Tools, TechCrunch, DOA

  Is Blogging Ready for a Retarded Workforce?

  08.06.07 | Permalink | 1 Comment

  What’s not to like about communism? Our favorite blogtard Duncan Riley writes another eloquent post about whether bloggers should unionize. While his conclusion is that it won’t happen because of the supply of labor, there are a few other arguments against blogger unionization that he misses:
  1. Unionization leads to a “minimum wage” […]

• Tools, Creeps, Snake Oil Salesmen, Sycophants

  Toolbox Profile #1: Guy Kawasaki

  08.03.07 | Permalink | 7 Comments

  Few Valley personalities make us dry heave like Guy Kawasaki. If you’re not familiar with him, he is the perpetually shit-eating grin wearing Tony Robbins of tech. If you doubt his credentials as a total toolbox, he is widely credited with inventing the concept of “corporate evangelism”…a nice-sounding description for what is essentially […]

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