Creeps

Brad Stone: Way to go, asshole.

08.06.07 | Permalink | Comment?

Brad Stone, you are a douchebag. Thanks a lot for ruining the mystery of Fake Steve Jobs. No namaste for you!

TechCrunch, DOA

NoFoodHere = NoBrainHere

08.05.07 | Permalink | 7 Comments

Duncan Riley continues his verbal diarrhea over at TechCrunch spewing shit over the world for Web 2.0 fanboys to lap up. Today, we note the lovely NoFoodHere which is a quaint search engine that allows tabbed searching with live updating of results to give you an endless stream of useless information. It’s […]

Hate Mail

Our very first hate mail

08.04.07 | Permalink | 5 Comments

Writes “Anonymous”:
“It’s strange that a guy like you, who just throws shit in random directions hoping it will offend anyone so you get some traction, are in fact anonymous. It’s a good plan, I have to agree. Stand in the corner and tell people they suck. Now, you don’t want this displayed on your blog, […]

Tools, Creeps, Snake Oil Salesmen, Sycophants

Toolbox Profile #1: Guy Kawasaki

08.03.07 | Permalink | 7 Comments

Few Valley personalities make us dry heave like Guy Kawasaki. If you’re not familiar with him, he is the perpetually shit-eating grin wearing Tony Robbins of tech. If you doubt his credentials as a total toolbox, he is widely credited with inventing the concept of “corporate evangelism”…a nice-sounding description for what is essentially […]

Web 1.0, Sycophants

Dave McClure = Web 1.0 Success, Web 2.0 Sycophant

08.03.07 | Permalink | 14 Comments

It is one thing to see silly fanboys orgasming over each other about their latest social network for unemployed 24-year old coders in the 415 area code, but when one sees someone who has a pretty impressive resume become a fanboy, it’s even sadder.
Dave McClure is, or rather was, a smart guy. He was […]

TechCrunch, DOA

PayPerPost - The World’s First Retard-Generated Ad Network

08.02.07 | Permalink | 7 Comments

Paris Hilton taught little girls that it was okay to be dumb and slutty. PayPerPost is teaching stay-at-home mom bloggers that it is okay to be dumb and shilly.
Many of you have probably already read about PayPerPost. It is founded by Ted Murphy - a guy who tries to develop a cult of […]

TechCrunch, Y Combinator, DOA

AdPinion - Vote on How Much You Dislike This Company!

08.02.07 | Permalink | Comment?

TechCrunch has an article on yet another bomb from Y Combinator known as “AdPinion”. Well AdPinion, my opinion is that you suck and will fail.
There are a number of problems with this idea so let’s go through one-by-one:
1. Advertising is not music. AdPinion is not Pandora. Let’s be clear on this. People barely pay attention […]


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